venerdì 6 luglio 2012

#Appunti di viaggio: come sedurre la vicina di ombrellone

Chi mi conosce mi avrà già sentito ripetere questa frase: sono contenta di crescere un uomo, secondo me è un esperimento sociologico.

Solita esagerazione da primipara? Orgoglio mammesco all'ennesima potenza? Ancora peggio, brr... è forse la prima tappa del lento declino da donna tutto sommato evoluta ed emancipata a madre sottomessa di maschio, una vera e propria categoria a sé a quanto pare? Doppio brr... Fingiamo che non sia così, altrimenti mi sento male. Avvisatemi in caso, mi raccomando!

Dicevo... ecco, a parer mio crescere Piccolo Uomo offre un'occasione irripetibile per osservare da vicino l'universo maschile in formazione.

Che poi - ve l'assicuro - son sempre stata la prima a far storie sostenere in maniera decisa che esser uomini o donne non vuol dir nulla, conta che persona sei. E ancora ne son ben convinta.

Il punto è che Piccolo Uomo è un tipo tranquillo, riflessivo, vivace appena prende confidenza con l'ambiente, ma inizialmente cauto.
Qui al mare ogni giorno cambiamo spiaggia, vicini d'ombrellone, ristorante etc. perciò inizialmente è timido. Ad esempio osserva gli altri bambini e solo dopo un po' li avvicina.

Ma c'è un ma, un'eccezione.
Se nei paraggi c'è una bella ragazza tra i 7 e i 25 anni, possibilmente bionda, lui si trasforma, sembra prender coraggio e diventa persino sfrontato: parte facendo gli occhi sornioni del Gatto con gli Stivali, poi fa il buffone e parlotta pur di attirare l'attenzione, si sbraccia per regalar disegni, si mette a giocare a palla sul lungomare dicendomi mamma, bia! (ndr mamma vai via!), fa persino il gradasso tra le onde sfoderando insolitamente sorrisoni e risate.
Ovviamente viene ricambiato con sorrisi e mille attenzioni. E sì, capitava già a casa, ma qui ancor di più.

E io mi chiedo e vi chiedo: ma può un Piccolo Uomo di soli 22 mesi già comportarsi così? Trasformarsi decisamente davanti a una ragazza più grande?

E anche se rido di gusto notando che fa così solo con ragazze una più carina dell'altra... vi supplico, ditemi che non sono del tutto rimbambita e che non stanno per ammettermi ad honorem tra le madri sottomesse di maschio!
Ditemi, vi prego, che sono ancora recuperabile e soprattutto che avrei reagito allo stesso modo davanti a una Piccola Donna ai suoi primi tentativi di seduzione. Ecche!!!

Dietro ad un uomo così così spesso si nasconde una madre altrettanto così così... Riuscirò a crescerlo libero da stereotipi e ruoli predefiniti?
Voi come fate?

21 commenti:

  1. Eccome se può. Mio figlio di 14 fa lo smorfioso con quelle più grandi, le guarda, solo se sono carine e gli fa gli occhi dolci. L'essere provolone è insito nei geni maschili, mi sa.
    Raffaella

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    1. Ok, è così, bon, non resta che restare a osservarli (e ridere ih ih).
      Grazie che sei passata di qui!

      Elimina
  2. Concordo...è genetica, non possiamo farci nulla purtroppo;-) Sere

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  3. Sono fatti così, mio figlio è uguale preciso al tuo. Solo che ha sei anni quasi e oltre a guardarle in modo seducente le invita a giocare etc etc etc

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    1. Visto che le chiacchiere non sono il suo forte e che qui si parlano tante lingue, il piccoletto sta sperimentando la tecnica di prenderle per mano e trascinarle a giocare, che tipo!

      Elimina
  4. ahah che ridere! è vero, sai, anche in Lemuele ho notato atteggiamenti simili. Lui però ha una passione per le brune, anche se suo padre aveva cercato di instillargli la passione per la Hunziker... io sono già gelosa, traggedia!

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    1. Ah ah! Beh, dai, se preferisce le brune almeno puoi raccontarti che le cerca belle come mamma :) Io con le bionde no ehm ehm :)

      Elimina
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